Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Duane's Joke of the Day

Seems this gal cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. She hands the cop her driver's license, insurance verification, and her concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Miss Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR 15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Miss Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

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