Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Joke of the Day

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When the priest tried to pay for the haircut, the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work," The next day the barber found a dozen Bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to accept money. "You protect the public," he said. The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve justice." The next morning, the barber found 12 lawyers standing in line waiting for haircuts.

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Famous Animals (cats and dogs)


Captain Jack

Sparrow

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Audrey

Hepburn

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Che Guevara
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Michael Jackson
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Albert Einstein
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Austin Powers
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Karl Lagerfeld
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Ozzy Osborne
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Elvis

Presley

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Grace Kelly
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Bob

Marley

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Yoda
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Katy

Perry

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Abba
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Amy

Winehouse

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Jimi

Hendrix

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John

Wayne

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Pa. Homeowner Sues Seller Over Home's Bloody Past

Pa. Homeowner Sues Seller Over Home's Bloody Past

A Pennsylvania woman has appealed to the state Supreme Court in her suit against a home seller and real estate agent who failed to disclose that a murder-suicide had taken place in the home she purchased.
When Janet Milliken, 59, moved from California after her husband died, she had hoped to start a new life with her two teenage children in Pennsylvania near her family.
She bought a home in Thornton, Pa., for $610,000 in June 2007. She learned a few weeks after she moved in from a next-door neighbor that a murder-suicide had occurred the year before in her home.
She sued the seller and the real estate agent for fraud and misrepresentation, saying they made a "deliberate choice not to disclose the home's recent past," according to a court document.
The trial judge granted summary judgment in favor of the defendants, saying state law does not require agents to disclose such events.
Then in December 2012, a panel of the state appeals court affirmed that decision, though with a nearly split decision.
The matter dates back to Feb. 11. 2006, when a previous homeowner, Konstantinos Koumboulis, allegedly shot and killed his wife, then shot himself in the master bedroom.
Joseph and Kathleen Jacono had bought the home Oct. 31, 2006, knowing of the murder-suicide, for $450,000. They later sold it to Milliken, who wants the transaction rescinded and her money back.
Filing a petition to the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania last week with the hope of arguing the case further, the attorney for Milliken, Tim Rayne, said they "hope to have Pennsylvania recognize that having a horrific event occur within a property can be just as damaging and troubling to a future homeowner as a physical defect, or perhaps even more so."
"Having a gunshot murder-suicide committed within the home is much more devastating than having a small leak concealed by the previous homeowner," Rayne said. "Physical defects can be fixed. Troubling events that could and did occur in this home could never go away."
Rayne said sellers should be required to disclose troubling events "at least for some period of time."
Abraham Reich, the attorney for the Jaconos and their agent with Re/Max, said, "The majority, en banc [full-court] opinion of the Superior Court was well reasoned and consistent with years of industry practice in Pennsylvania.
"While the issue is interesting, the number of times it comes up does not warrant Supreme Court review," Reich said. "The Superior Court opinion provides guidance for any real estate transaction in the future and puts to rest the uncertainty of whether a seller has a duty to disclose a murder-suicide or any other type 'psychological damage.' In my opinion, the result is a good one."
Rayne said Milliken, 59, was "disturbed" when she learned of her home's history from a neighbor. "As she was struggling what and if to tell the kids," he said, her children's friends visited the home for Halloween and told the children about the murder-suicide.
"They were very upset upon learning about it and disturbed about the whole situation," Rayne said.
"They were dealing with the death of a father and husband and wanted to move closer to family, and then this happened to them," he said. "It was a tragedy all around."
Rayne said Milliken and her children are still living in the home. He said they would prefer to move out of the home but can't afford to do so without selling it.
"They feel that if they sold it, through good conscience they would have to disclose," Rayne said, "so it would negatively impact the value."

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Friday, January 25, 2013

Man Squatting in $2.5M Mansion Attempts 'Adverse Possession'

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Home improvements can pay off in a big way -- if you're smart about them. It's important to choose the renovation carefully, know the pros and cons of different financing options, and make sure your contractor is insured if you go that route. Our tips will help you spend wisely on your next project. You can do-it-yourself, but you don't have to do it alone.

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Home Improvement Loans: Ways to Pay for Your Projects

Home Improvement Loans: Ways to Pay for Your Projects

When it comes to financing home improvements, there are a lot of ways to pay for every project. From replacing an appliance to adding a room or two, you can cover project costs through loans, great retailer deals and financing options that make the most of currently low interest rates. read more
Contractors: Make Sure They Have Insurance

Contractors: Make Sure They Have Insurance

Thinking about the home improvements you'll be making in the spring? If you'll be hiring contractors to help, make sure they're properly insured. If not, you may end up footing the bill in the event of an accident or a renovation gone awry. read more
7 Affordable Home Upgrades

7 Affordable Home Upgrades

In an uncertain housing market, dropping big bucks on complex home improvement projects isn't always the way to go. However, with a little DIY know-how and a conservative amount of cash, there is a lot you can do to enhance both the value and enjoyment of your home. read more
Avoid These Common Home Staging Mistakes

Avoid These Common Home Staging Mistakes

Styling a home for sale through the art of home staging helps to create a positive first impression and highlight a home's assets, but uneducated sellers and buyers can hamper the best staging efforts and reduce the chances of a sale. To avoid the most common home staging pitfalls, consider the following points. read more
ON THE AIR: How to Safely Cut into a Load-Bearing Wall

ON THE AIR: How to Safely Cut into a Load-Bearing Wall

Learn how to safely cut into a load-bearing wall to create an open floor plan. Get tips on organizing a messy closet. Plus get answers to your home improvement questions about grout, insects in the attic, tub stains, garage floors, dishwasher odors, wood stove safety, and more. read more

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Friday, January 18, 2013

Situation Awareness... COULD SAVE A LIFE ! ! !

FYI, good safety tips.  

Written by a Cop for Our Own Safety

In daylight hours, refresh yourself
of these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you, and for you to share with your wife,
your children, & everyone you know.
After reading these 9 crucial tips,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1.
Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
The elbow is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!
2..
Learned this from a tourist guide.
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
Toss it away from you....
Chances are that he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse than you,
and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy..
The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars
after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit
(doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!)
The predator will be watching you, and this
is the perfect opportunity for him to get in
on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..

If someone
is in the car
with a gun to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine and
speed into anything, wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is in the back seat
they will get the worst of it.
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is better than having them find your body
in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,
and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work, and get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
Stairwells are horrible places to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target)
4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP
It may get you  killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted
his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me that her friend heard
a crying baby on her porch the night before last,
and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her
'Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried
that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
women out of their homes thinking that someone
dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls by women saying that
they hear baby's cries outside their doors
when they're home alone at night.
10. Water scam!
If you wake up in the middle
of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a
burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your
outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and
then attack.


Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors!

Please pass this on
This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because
the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on
America 's Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana

I'd like you
to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this
to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or
a loved one's life.

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Friday, January 4, 2013

Home Improvement Resolutions - 1/4 Money Pit e-Newsletter


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Resolutions for self-improvement are a New Year's tradition. This year, why not also make some home improvement resolutions? You might even find that working towards a better home can go hand-in-hand with working towards a better you. You can do-it-yourself, but you don't have to do it alone.

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New Year's Resolutions For Your Home

New Year's Resolutions For Your Home

Every New Year, Americans promise to lose weight and save more money, but most of us don't realize our homes could be doing this for us. Here are a few tips for meeting your New Year's resolutions and getting your home in shape. read more
Plan for the Unexpected with a TotalProtect Home Warranty

Plan for the Unexpected with a TotalProtect Home Warranty

Homeowners insurance supports most home repair emergencies, but even the best stop short of covering repairs for appliances and major household systems that result from normal wear and tear. This is where a home warranty can help. read more
Keep Your Energy Bills Down with Proper Insulation

Keep Your Energy Bills Down with Proper Insulation

Knowing how to insulate and seal drafts in your house is the best way to keep energy bills down. Insulating and sealing drafts in your home is also a relatively easy do-it-yourself project. Here's where to begin. read more
Prevent Frozen Pipes and Avoid Damage

Prevent Frozen Pipes and Avoid Damage

Frozen pipes can be very damaging to your home, not to mention expensive to remedy. There are a few things you can do to prevent frozen pipes. read more
ON THE AIR: Hassle-Free Gift Returns

ON THE AIR: Hassle-Free Gift Returns

Returning gifts doesn’t have to be hard. Learn how to make your holiday returns hassle-free. Plus get answers to your home improvement questions about removing carpet from a basement, poorly installed hardwood flooring, swelling windows and door frames, insulating a home, and more. read more

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